Derrick Burts boasts anonymously about being HIV-famous and being able to continue working in gay porn and as a gay escort??

All I know is that I have found all of these “Cameron Reed” threads (his straight porn name), and it all points to an egotistical, shameless, responsibility-shifting sociopath that, ultimately, doesn’t care one bit for all the angst he’s caused countless people. It’s one thing to say it could be him posting these things, or it could be someone else… until you read them. Until you read them!

I was horrified by what I saw in the wee hours this morning before I, finally, had to turn in. These threads are connected to a very popular adult forum where people (some nice, some skeezy as hell), discuss issues within the industry anonymously. It is named after a much-hated industry agent, Derek Hay, a.k.a. “Ben English”, because he is accused of some very raunchy behavior and is probably more often talked about than just about any other industry person. Lubben said it herself, nothing is really hidden about this industry. You can, literally, go online and find anything you want. Contrary to the “they’re stupid and talk about everything online” stance she most likely takes in saying that, it is because the nature of the job is transparency… obviously! The job attracts the most unfiltered people in our society. Dirty comedians have nothing on Jenna Haze.

I beg you to do your own research, but I would like to know if I’m crazy for reading any of this and feeling the sincerity of a young, selfish and defensive person who is very morally careless in regards to their sex practices as a sex worker. (NSFW… though the header changes from time-to-time and doesn’t show pictures of Derek Hay’s penis and butthole and things.)

Weird and Gross People: Steve Driver

Evidently idiocy isn’t detered by murder, death – what is essentially a story of desperation.

Yesterday Steven Hill, a.k.a. Steve Driver, at Ultima DVD, Inc. in Van Nuys murdered one man and injured two other employees at the company. It’s macabre and terrifying. Steven lived at the building, was facing losing his job (by the information, so far), and he lashed out with a machete. It’s horrible and heartbreaking, and yet, the people reading L.A. Now, when the news hit, spewed insensitive, childish and highly assumptive comments with no regard to how inappropriate their cold and callous perspective might be. I guess it’s called “humor”? But is this really the time and place for your ridiculous brand of “humor”? Again, something as heart-wrenching as murder, when anything about the adult industry is involved, inspires the most ridiculous in people. Mind you, this was a breaking story and these people don’t know who these people are, whether it’s gay or straight porn, no information about Steven’s life and history… Obviously, it doesn’t matter. To me, these are the weirdest and grossest people of all.

“Now he will go from violating hot chicks to being violated by ugly dudes. What a moron.” - Why do you blow-hards assume “porn star” means “bangs hot chicks?” Why do you assume all men in prison get raped? “Moron?” You are projecting “dude!”

“So, this guy was going to get the “shaft”?” - How is this funny? This person probably masturbated to the story.

“I guss he couldn’t hack it!” – I guss you ned mntal hlp.

“31 and he drives a RAV? OMG! No wonder he lost it. That’s just wrong! By the way, how do you lose your job, when your job is to have sex? Must be very difficult to get fired from sex.” - Not sure what to say about that one.

“Ugh.” - lol I identify with this one, but probably for very different reasons.

“Bet $100 he’s on psych drugs.” – That’s quite possible.

“one of is co-stars kept calling him’ shorty’ !! almost as bad as ‘speedy’ !” – What?

“The cialis side effect strikes again!!!…i can see so many innuendos with this story like “Raging porn star still at LARGE”" - I am not familiar with any part of the porn industry demonizing people from the industry by making parodies about a tragedy in their life. Idiot.

“Too bad, i really enjoyed his stuff” -

“This will be a movie within 2 years…” – Possibly, though a mainstream one and not an adult one. “A Cautionary Tale.” Thanks Jenna.

“How do one gets to be “struggling porn actor”? Either you’re one or you’re not. I don’t think anyone “struggle” to become a porn actor.” - Me guess you don’t gets no good thinks bout any thing, including “struggling porn actors”. Really? Shows how much you know. Plenty of struggling porn actors out there, especially in this financial climate. Idiot.

“He didn’t cut it … oh wait, i guess he did!” - Again, how is this funny? What is appropriate about making jokes here?

“Maybe he got some bad ass… And I can’t even get any.. What a dork….” - The first commenter’s brother.

“I thought this was a joke ad for a lumber company or a wood worker union or some hot dog company …. and on and on …” – A lumber company? Wood worker union? Are you really that stupid? The headline is “PORN ACTOR GOES ON A RAMPAGE AT A VIDEO PRODUCTION OFFICE, POLICE SAY; 1 DEAD, 2 WOUNDED”  All you can think about it “wood” in that statement? – The first commenter’s other brother.

“This is such a tragic story; I certainly feel for those who were attacked as well as their families. They did not deserve to be in this position. Definitely illustrates that gun control will neither prevent, nor do the presence of firearms “cause” violence. The mentally unstable as well as criminals will simply turn to the next convenient weapon. You can bet your life that if one of the seven in that office had a concealed handgun, there would have been less bloodshed and the attacker would either be in jail or the morgue…” - A member of the NRA

“I’m sure he will receive a stiff sentence.” - I’d like to give you a stiff something, and not below the waist, fuck ‘tard.

“This is a bad time to lose your job, even for a porn “actor”.  I’m surprised this kind of thing is not being reported every single day as more people lose their jobs. It’s tough out there people, so hold hands and share your lunch with others, just like you did in Kindergarten. ” - Awwww! Warm and fuzzy feelings ensue… Nice.

“VIVID is buying the rights to this story to turn it into a feature length film titled “THE ROD STRIKES BACK”… LOL” – Not funny, but I do like that title.

“I’m sure being evicted was HARD ON him” – The first commenter’s other brother… (They are a large family in West Virginia.)

“Gee and they call them selves “actors” I guess is the very very American way, I know, How ignorant I`m becouse I do not anything about acting.” - Dude! Never write about ignorance… EVER AGAIN! It soooo defeats the purpose.

“For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.” - Wow… Thanks… That’s just what situations like this need… Um… Weird ,cultish, flat, feelingless, regurgitated “wisdom”?… Can you see me smiling without using my eyes?…  Aaaand vomit!

“A “struggling porn star”? I thought porn was what struggling real actors / actresses, who have no marketable skills, fell into while trying to “make it big”!” - lol That’s actually funny, minus the “no marketable skills” part.

“yuk!…consider the source.” - In this case I am considering the source. “Yuk!” back at ya!

And then some light at the end of the tunnel. Thank goodness there’s usually at least one person with feelings trying to make a real human statement. In this case there are several. They give me renewed hope for humanity!

“That is so tragic. What is wrong with people today. First that cage fighter rips out the heart of his training partner and now this. Does anyone respect life anymore? I will pray for the families.”

“Before people go nuts blaming the porn business for this one incident, think about all the businesses and schools where similar events have occurred, without the slightest hint of porn or sex being the cause. People are frustrated and stressed about their jobs and their lives these days, and it doesn’t matter what industry you’re in.”

“Why don’t they say “web designer goes on rampage”? He seems to have done substantially more of that for Ultima than actual porn acting. You people seem to think he did it because he did porn…I just want to propose the possibility that he did it because they wouldn’t let him do “enough” porn acting. There have been plenty of murders in Los Angeles this year, suddenly this one murder MUST BE because he did some porn acting…come on? Nobody seems to feel bad about the guy that died…is that also because that guy was involved in porn?”

“One person died, 2 were injured and the perpetrator has destroyed his own life. I can’t believe you people making all these dumb jokes about something this serious. I guess boys will be boys, and yes, I do mean LITTLE boys…” - I loooove this one! Tell ‘em girl!!

“makes me want to close the blinds, lock the doors, take a deep blast and visualize world piece. eddie nash lives” – This one seems sweet enough, I guess, though I do fear a Freudian slip in there. I think it’s supposed to be “World Peace”, not “World Piece”. You get an “A” for effort.

Weird and Gross People: FSC’s YouTube Page, part 2

The continuation of an earlier post!

“Poor me. Get a REAL job then! Honestly, who would fuck Ron Jeremy in the real world?” – People and their fake jobs! Entertainment is NOT NECESSARY, DAMNIT! And funny people DON’T GET LAID IN THE REAL WORLD! ONLY IN THE FAKE WORLD! lol

“gb2/a2m/. If this PSA was done naked (and minus the Hedgehog) I might be moar inclined to actually watch it.” – Is that beginning bit a signal to your home planet? I don’t know what “moar” means where you come from, but here, it doesn’t mean anything at all… in any language… Nanu Nanu.

“OK OK, two data points A. I prefer to watch porn noit made by latex robots. These people’s “porn” is boring as fuck B. Pre-internet, all those movies that they shot for $10,000 retailed for an average of $60-80 which I guess shows how much they “care” about the consumer. So seriously, fuck them. The days of making $5,000 a shoot for fucking are over. Your skill is no longer a marketable asset. Boo the fuck hoo.” - OK, OK, three moron points. 1. If you are going to type out “two” for your points you might want to use actual numbers for your illustration. 2. “noit” doesn’t mean anything in English 3. “…porn is boring as fuck” should be a bumper sticker. You actually rendered whatever point you were trying to make useless by using the word “fuck”. Now it’s more like a zen proverb. lol “Boo the fuck hoo” Classy! Now go slap your mother for giving birth to you.

“Have they ever been to a torrent site? They don’t host shit. It’s the responsibility of the uploaded not to load it with viruses, as well as the responsibility of the downloader to check the shit before they open it.” – Shit. I want to understand what you’re saying, but the words are all weird and shit. Can the “downloader” check “the shit” before they open it? Are you giving instructions on the stealing process? I’m confused and it hurts!!!

“Ahh stolen Porn ^_^ still very fapable” – I have officially fallen into the moron vortex here. You are not old enough to fap if you can’t spell it correctly, even if it is only in a slang dictionary!

“a new list with stars, nice thank you ” – lol

“its art and you care for your fans? what about the FUCK TEAM bullshit where all those vids are about is humiliating the guys they get hoping that they have small dicks or can’t perform…..no you dumb bitches, no you douchbag directors, and no to you too ron jeremy im gonna download and stream all the porn i want cuz its the future and we don’t wanna pay 30 dollars for a fucking DVD or 15 bucks a month to see 3 new vids a month on bang bros  fuck you porn industry and Viva la Download Revolutin” – “im gonna download and stream all the porn i want cuz it is obviously making such a huge contribution to my charming personanalty! look at me! im Revolutin” lol Yes, we can see that. And there’s porn where the chicks humiliate the guys?? Why did no one tell me about this! lol

“They are about, let’s see, 10-15 years late aren’t they?” – Ummm… Didn’t porn “tube” sites only begin in 2006? Like four years ago? “You want to fight piracy??? Aren’t you like hundreds of years late??? OMG!” lol

“porn is awful, I jerk off to NON NUDE pantyhose/tights/hosiery vids, nudity makes me vomit” – So I take it your bathroom has no mirror in it? Sounds like an excruciating daily routine: Undress, Vomit, Get Into Shower, Vomit Throughout Showering, Get Out of Shower, Vomit, Close Eyes While Dressing, Get Shit Kicked Out Of Ass For Bad Attire Choices…  I must have that as a bumper sticker. “NUDITY MAKES ME VOMIT!” lmfao!!

“I am 12 and what is this” – You’re not twelve, you’re a robot. Okay, so you’re twelve in robot years. Whatever.

“They call themselves “Performers”??? “Creative Artists”??? So let me get this straight? You people make scenes in those huge beverly hills mansions rite? And yet you still need money! And when has putting meat in a girls mouth art? HAHA! Welcome to the internet hood! You better find another job! Ohh wait  I dont watch porn like that, but i will tell you I will stay supporting the pirate community! That means FREE…now go put that in your mouths and suck it!” – You don’t watch porn? And how did you happen upon a video with porn people in it? And why are you commenting on it? “…putting meat in a girls mouth?” You don’t watch porn? You also don’t use punctuation or know how to spell “right” right. Not watching porn has really been beneficial to your personality overall. Rite? lol

“As they say, ”You can’t download a fake rubber vagina”" – Another Hallmark moment. I didn’t know “they” said that. Good to know. lol

“ROFLLLLLLL who the fuk needs ur porn industry, today amatuers shoot their own stuff and those are the most popular categories out their. we dont need ur fake tits and perfect bodies that u sell us, u only make other women jelous on ur impossible proportions, or men jelous of these freakishly huge dicks, so plz, go get some education.” – who the fuk [sic] needs ur [sic] dikshunaries [sic] and ur  [sic] skools  [sic] today when amatuers [sic] can rite [sic] there [sic] own educational materials and those are the most popular knowledges [sic] out their [sic]. Plz [sic] go get some education. ROFLLLLLLLL – Cost of childbirth: stretched belly, thighs, boobies, lots of anger and crying. Cost of porn: (evidently), free. Cost of growing up, embarrassing your mother and printing your idiotic opinions about the relevancy of free porn for the world to see: Priceless! “u only make … men jelous of these freakishly huge dicks…” Obviously you did not read the comment above about the “vids [that] are about … humiliating the guys they get hoping that they have small dicks or can’t perform” See! There’s something for everyone. lol

Weird and Gross People: FSC’s YouTube Page, part 1

I saw this on Tod Hunter’s site yesterday and was quite amazed, but very glad that no one, it seems, moderates the comments that get posted for the Free Speech Coalition’s Public Service Announcements. Tod writes, “I think that the large number of vehement “porn should be free, tough luck for you” comments indicate that the adult industry is still in the Napster era. We have to get to the iTunes era, and fast…” They better do something. Michael Whiteacre and Joanne Cachapero’s efforts are going around the world, though. Michael is constantly Twittering the media outlets covering the PSA’s he directed, and lately a lot of other countries have been added to the mix.

Now, for the Weird and Gross!!

“oh no, people can’t afford their fourth mansion if you pirate!” - lol Because mansions come so cheap in Los Angeles. Everyone lives right next to Hugh Hefner. Wow. If this person knew how many people in the industry live in apartments… would he be surprised, I wonder? Yeah. I really think he might.

“‘performer’ – is that just a fancy way to say porn star?” – … um… If I’m right, and I think I might be, it’s a non-fancy way of saying… ‘performer’… These people… perform…? Do I need to pull out the dictionary here? lol

“When you look at some “movie” sets you wouldn’t say they’re poor. If I download/save an image on my CPU, is that stealing?” - Wha?? Aren’t most movie sets someone’s living room? And why is “movie” in quotations? Is it not a movie, as in “moving picture”? lol Um… do we need to talk about the difference between a “movie” and an “image”… Oh shit! I think your stupidly just Jedi-mind-tricked me into confusion. Aaaaaah!!! But I do have some advice for you! If you’re going to steal anything, please let it be some educational material. “Put the porn down! That’s not what you need to be developing here!” lol Just kidding. You can go to the library and “borrow” the educational materials. Convo me for the definition.

“hahaha , they will blow a cock and film it even for free.” - “I repeat: Put the porn down, sir! Your brains are leaking through your genitalia… Do I need to define “genitalia” for you?”

“wake up guys! who the **** pays for porn??? nobody is so stupid..” – Because evidently, the definition for stupid is “paying for porn”. lol

“LOL! All these people are porn stars with glossy lips! They should look into a career change so they don’t have to whine!” – hmmm… glossy lips = whining? Neither glossy lips nor whining is illegal, though… stealing is. And no one is whining in the video. Convo me for the definition of “whining”.

“If all this industry dies, I will not be the one crying!!! Homemade videos can take place of this monster industry, will be funniest” – “If all this dumb people cries cuz I makes fun of ‘em, I will not be the one crying!!! Handmade people can take the place of this monster stupidity, will be hylariestest”

“change your job” – Hey, make a trade. They change their job – you change your face. I think that’s fair. “Musicians, just change youf job. Don’t do what you want because people don’t want to pay for it. Just… just change your job.” See? Easy!

“kaylanie so hot” – Yes, she is! But her name is Kaylani with out the “e”… just trying to help here. Is it just me or is this the PSA where they SPELL THE NAMES OF THE PERFORMERS???!!!

“Who fucking cares” – You? For commenting? lol That and seven pages worth of comments and hundreds of media outlets around the world for writing about it? The entire adult industry? For starters?

“you’re living in a dream world. Don’t fall for this old bull, people. The artist only gets nothing if they don’t know what they are doing and sign a crap deal. How do I know this? Because I am an artist. How much money did you send to artists out of the stuff you pirated? Not much, I bet.” – Most of the performers I know are losing the ability to hold onto their apartments because the industry is coming to a stop, because no one is paying for porn. Tube sites like Brazzers, etc… are part of the reason for this. It all trickles down, and I know for a fact that just a few years ago one could make a really decent living being a performer, which is the only real incentive for throwing away the opportunity to do something else once “porn performer” is on your work record – not complaining, it’s just a fact. Dumbass.

“I fapped to Kaylani Lei in this PSA, and I didn’t pay for it. ” – … Ew… I’ve heard about you fappers!

“Only thing this video has done is made me search for Who’s Nailin’ Paylin.” – Which hopefully you will buy and “fap”, too? As the saying goes. You youngsters and your slang!

“Oh and I should take legal advice from a man who calls himself “Cousin Stevie”? Yeah well Uncle Nosmint31 tells you to shut the fuck up.” – And Aunt Your-A-DumbAss tells you to stops stealing your Mom’s cooking lard for “fapping”!

“Is wacking off to Redtube a crime? Enquiring minds want to know!” – I don’t know, but just asking that should be.

“Companies losing money yet they are paying new girls getting into the business $500-$1,000+ per scene. Why don’t you fix that business model first.” – … By what? Not paying them?? “Companies [are] losing money yet they are paying performing women to live and pay bills and stuff. Why don’t you fix that business model first! Paying people to work… that’s just bad business!”

“Just wonder… how much money do they have ^^ Not everyone can afford to buy everything …” Yeah, fuck toilet paper! And toothpaste? Brits don’t need it, so why should we? Screw food, too!

“As a mom and pop business in the adult film industry, I can attest to the truth of this PSA. Yes, you are screwing over the “little” people who work behind the scenes. Yes, this does affect tax revenue both nationally and locally (our state taxes, for examples, are a percentage of our income). Finally, the industry employs a ton of people. In this economy, with the high unemployment rate, that’ a very good thing. BTW, amateur porn is a cheap alternative to stealing if you can’t afford a $2 VOD.” – Finally! Someone with some persepctive.

This whole page is the gift that keeps on giving!! It just seems to go on forever! I should not enjoy this as much as I do. Why? Because it’s just so fucking sad…

Weird and Gross People: NYDailyNews.com

This one is ripe with weird and grossness! And a few funnies, too.

NY Daily News wrote about the Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz’s domestic violence situation almost a month ago, and all I can say is, if my fate were ever to lie in the hands of armchair psychologists like these, kill me now! No, really. I think they would kill me. Now.

Oh, and unless any of you need reminding, this is a story without all of the details, much like the instant bashing, etc. that went around about Sandra Bullock and Jesse James right when the infidelity story broke. Very few people actually wish for people they don’t know to “be okay”, evidently.

“Trailer Trash. What else can you expect?” - Are you sure you’re not from a trailer? How does one know what “trailer trash” is like unless one has firsthand experience. hmm…? lol

“Say it ain’t so TitA? This must mean that he found out that JennaHoh was NOT a Virgin when he impregnated her. This is a shocker. Heh heh” – I’m shocked to find a three syllable word in this sentence! Must be a copy and paste job.

“gee, what a shocker. uh, NOT! what, you thought she’d snag a Harvard Law grad?” - Is that better? lol

“She needs to boil the grits and catch em when he is sleeping. Nuff said.Punk aszz.” - This must be some ‘cut his penis off’ slang I am not familiar with.

“She’s used, yuck!” – “Used”…? As opposed to, not a newborn baby? lol

“Geez, she hooks up with a UFC fighter, what did she expect?” - Wha?? Um… wha??

“Weird, I saw a clip from one of Jenna’s “films” just a few hours ago .” - She’s one of the most famous porn stars in the world… How exactly is that “weird”?

“That woman has done it all! How do you raise the kids? With blinders? OMG!!!” – “That woman has done it all! How do you raise kids? With love? OMG!!!”

“TITO !! Don be httin da Ho !!” – Is this a rhyme? Aren’t you too young to be commenting on a mature site little man? Makes me want to break out in a High School cheer! “O-R-T-I-Z, You got caught by TMZ, No TITO! No, No, No TITO!”

“horrible, a ufc beating up a woman, nice. don’t care who u are, as a man, u never touch a woman. c’mon man…this world is burning more and more” - Amen, btr.

“roidrage!! But thats no excuse to hit a women if ur a “man”" – LOL! “Roidrage”!! I have to remember that!!!!

“Thats Jenna Jameson?” – lol

“Oh christ! she used to be so hot,and now she looks like my great aunt ethel who had a boiling pot of ugly dumped on her àss with sugar in it so that it would stick. I guess that she couldn’t accept going from being every mans fantasy to looking like tattoo from fantasy island. Oh well,the price for vanity is often a high one and she looks like she’s paying the piper.” – Wha?? Um… wha??

“Hmmmm,I wonder if he used the superman punch or the guillotine when he took her down? And he didn’t beat her up,he punched her in the mouth to even out the trout pout.” - Now that is High School in all it’s juvenile glory! I wouldn’t get to vomit or laugh regularly without fuck nuts like these trolling the ‘net!!

“I wonder what she’ll tell her twins when they grow up; I was a bucket? Hands down, one of the top ten porn actresses, ever. All you guys out there that watched her, in action, while with your significant other, know the results she produced” – All at once acknowledging her as “Hands down, one of the top ten porn actresses, ever,” and dismissing her entire existence as a mistake? That’s class. The pseudonym for this bottom feeder is “Just My Two Cents”. Honey, you’re thoughts aren’t worth half a cent. “I was a bucket?” Anyone that low in their thinking is the person who shouldn’t be reproducing. Yuck!!

“I think the most interesting fact is that Tito is 6’3″. Usually you hear about how incredibly short they are. And really, when i beating up a prostitute been news??” – Weally? when “i” proof readin’ ever been important? The gloriousness of comments posted. This is someone who beats up prostitutes, or will. Why? Because she giggled!

“Ortiz isn’t circumcized and so the only person getting the pleasure is inside the skin. So she ain’t gettin no satisfaction without the toys. What is she thinking by marrying him? Respectability?” – Wha?? Um… wha?? Is this in code? I don’t even understand it.

“I am a huge victim rights advocate but fairness to both sides needs to come into play. I have seen a picture of her on TMZ and by no means was she “beat up”. that having been said, domestic violence to any degree is 100% unacceptable and a crime.” - Okay, okay… an attempt at the middle ground, but still off. You cannot know what happened or judge everything by pictures alone. Good try, though.

“Punks, losers, and guys with extremely tiny wee wees beat up women. Real men don’t need to. All the dirt baggies here blaming Jenna J. for her Hulk boyfriend beating her up — obviously you poor souls have never had a genuine relationship in your tired, narrow lives. Go back to dating your palm. We’re trying to have a discussion among adults here.” - lol Oh, I like her!

“NYDN editors: please find your spelling error & correct; there is no such word as “accuased”. Thanks.” – Ha! Gotta love the geeks.

“there are some who say..let a woman beat u..and when that happens u get SOME women who go around and get off on hitting men and have no worries on the repreconsions when they get their ashs handled to them..u want equality now u got it.” – Oh this is good. So she hit him and that’s why she got her “ashs handled” to her? If equality means being on the same level with “u”, I’m digging my way from the earth’s core! lol Does anyone go to school anymore, or has Arnold cut all school funding for good? Ize scerred!

“Domestic violence is wrong whether it’s a woman being abuse or a man. Looks can be very deceiving and people should remember that even most celebs got issues they never show or already had but never resolved. What get me is when a famous woman hook up with a famous man they kind of come across as if this relationship is so perfect when most of us know there is no such a thing as a perfect relationship.” – Nice. A severe lack of s’s, but over all, a good observation.

“A porn star goes out with a UFC fighe fighter, gets beat up? Shocking!!” – I’ve never heard of a “fighe fighter”. Do you mean “Five For Fighting”? Oh, never mind. It’s a stu stutter. I get it.

“What’s this about a man should never hit a woman? We are all equal. People should not hit people. Chivalry is dead. It died when women fought courageously for equality. If we’re going to say men shouldn’t hit women, we should say women should not mentally or physically abuse men either. Type up a search on women killing their spouses see what you come up with. Ex: Mary Winkler shot her pastor husband in the back with a shotgun and then watched him bleed to death. Elizabeth Broderick killed her husband and his lover (yes, he had a lover, their marriage on the rocks, but does that justify killing them?). My point is let’s stop polarizing and acknowledge that in the 21st century we are truly all equal. Both sides are capable of physical violence. And if anything, women are arguably better than men at emotional abuse and running circles around their significant others. Nonetheless, spouses should not hit spouses regardless of sex.” - Mmm… sounds like someone got caught with his male “friend”.

“The dirty porn star most likely gave him an STD, you can’t turn a hoe into a house wife Tito. However, it is still not a reason to hit a woman, Ever, even a porn star.” – Wait, is he trying to be moral at the end after saying the “hoe” gave Tito an STD?? And when did she become his wife? And isn’t “housewife” one word?? And why do these people keep typing “hoe”?? I didn’t know farmers were so into commenting on blogs!!! My brain Hertzzzzzz!! lol

“Two lowlifes. They should have never had kids.” – Again, the people who should never have kids are…

Rachel: “Aside from Jenna allegedly getting beaten up. I’m angry that I did the “right thing” in life. I stayed out of trouble, listened to my parents, didn’t become an unwed mother, didn’t sleep around, finished high school, went to college, found a job, many jobs, deferred my dreams because my parents told me they were unrealistic. Twenty years later I’m now broke, living paycheck to paycheck, facing unemployment, in debt, living in a crummy one bedroom rental. This Jenna Jameson becomes a teenage stripper, **** then a legit hooker on film and makes millions. Life sucks and I’m reading NYDN.” – Ha! I’m glad you had the sense to write “right thing” in quotations, but remember, Jenna is one of the few women to become a millionaire off of porn. Face it. You’re in the same boat with millions of other people. Get over yourself. Or stop reading NYDN. lol

“‘Rachelc718′, I hear you. Is anyone surprised that only a crazy man would have children with a woman who has had sex with thousands of men – and almost as many women – on camera? It’s not like she’s changed herself and is trying to live a more child-friendly lifestyle, for godssake. She’s just gone from spreading for the camera full-time to making millions off of her tapes and sex gadgets and books and “personal appearances” – JennaWorld. You can’t continue to be a professional tramp and expect good things to come your way. That’s not the kind of day/nite job mentality that can be explained away, especially if you bring children into that mess. Her sons are gonna spend a lot of time in middle school fighting, that’s all I’m sayin’.” – Oh… and you should be saying so much less! “It’s not like she’s changed herself and is trying to live a more child-friendly lifestyle?” Ha! She’s not performing and now what? She shouldn’t continue to make money off of her name after becoming one of the most famous porn stars in the world? She should just kill herself, is that it? And people! What is with this “thousands of men” shit? You people have watched Blazing Saddles so much it’s ingrained in your brains. Lili Von Schtupp, “I’ve been with thousands of men, again and again…” Does anyone even try conceptualizing this phrase when they throw it around? Even a porn star/prostitute would find it difficult to be with “thousands of men”! lmao!! Hell, one-hundred is really pushing it.

“Rachel trust me, you’re better off. You may not see it and you do have a right to be angry but that’s a a huge load (no pun) you DON’T have to carry! Stay strong!” – “Stay single” is more like it, if you have such a problem with the “load”. lol

“”You can’t continue to be a professional tramp and expect good things to come your way.” Why not? Does this mean that’s it’s ok for “professional tramps” to be subjected to a different standard than people who aren’t tramps when it comes to accepting physical violence? Is it really OK for someone who has made a metrick f*cktonne of $$$ in the porn industry (where, by the way, there is no shortage of men or women who will enter this industry and leave with considerably less wealth or success)to be beaten? Were a partner of mine were to land a single angry punch onto me (or vice versa), the next phone call would be made would be to the police and to make arrangements for physical safety.” - WooHoo!! There is intelligence in the world of commenting!!! “a metrick fucktonne of $$$” That is just super!

“$30 mil a year!? I’m shooting terrorists and won’t come close to that for my entire life time. Definitely in the wrong business!” – Hmm… Maybe not shooting just “terrorists”, but actually, killing people can make you millions per year, if you’re a contract killer. Right business, wrong company. Just don’t become a terrorist. They don’t make anything. lol

“what!? you mean your roid head boyfriend whos only talent in life is beating the **** out of other meat heads while spooning with them in spandex, ruffed you up? noooo wayyyy! love that photo, caption should be “down syndrome bull dog weds my size barbie (with real bj action)” thank god these two reproduced” – Thank “the non-anthropomorphic deity” I can read this misspelled, no capitalization, no punctuation, kindergarten-written bullshit! lol

“Gee, Jenna, what the hell happened. A great porn star cannot satisfy this macho man? When you swim in the mud, you do end up with mud. What the hell was the attraction to Ortiz? Ugly, is putting it mildly. Large *****? Probably. Great tongue, For sure. Wonderful future husband and father? Well, we won’t get carried away.” – Oh really, ‘John Snare’? “Great tongue, For sure.” Sounds suspicious… just sayin’…

“She should press charges on her plastic surgeon as well.” - Okay… forgive me for thinking that is actually funny!

“I read her autobiography/memoir/whatever you want to call it. You would think by now she would have learned. It’s actually quite pathetic.” – I think it’s pathetic that you read her “autobiography/memoir/whatever you want to call it” and you think she’s pathetic. lol

Weird and Gross People: Sign On San Diego

Okay, so now I’m picking on the weird and gross commenters of Sign On San Diego. This is in response to John Rogers’ write-up of Porn Star Karaoke and people from the adult industry letting off some steam by singing and drinking and mingling. And if you’re not familiar with the “Weird and Gross People” category, “regular” people who comment on the adult industry usually sound way dumber than the people I know in the adult industry. A faceless comment out in cyberspace just cannot protect some people from their apparent idiocy, and the fact that they are pretty weird and gross! And then, some comments are pretty funny. My friends Michael Whiteacre and “DK” like “Shut up and tits!” I still don’t really understand it, but maybe it’s cuz I’m a girl? Hmm… Does it really matter, does it? On with it!!

“Cumming soon, bingo!” – “cumming”… clever.

“Was Tiger in attendance too?” – You have a 4 x 2 window with which to project your immediate thoughts onto the world and that’s how you spend it?

“This comment makes absolutely no sense. Freakin useless, what are you just racking up post numbers ? Lol.. Lets say he [Tiger] had a couple affairs, that means that he works in, or the girls he was with work in the porn business ?..Come now.” - lol “Lets [sic] say he had a couple affairs…” Well, you can actually say that because even Tiger said he actually did have “a couple”. In fact, more than a couple. “that means that he works in, or the girls he was with work in the porn business?” - Um… Yes, I think it was clarified that at least “a couple” were, in fact, porn stars… This guy doesn’t get out much.

“nothing more than a bunch of legal hookers in la. i’m sure the ones in tijuana can outdo these hoes.” – Wow. Okay, anti-capital letters guy, first of all, “nothing more”…. no. So much more than you will ever know in your puny little existence, and secondly, I beg you to please go to Tijuana and have sex with men and women who don’t test regularly for STD’s so your dick will fall off. And I sincerely hope those people do “outdo hoes” because a “hoe” is an agricultural utensil, you dumb fuck. Ha! Actually, a “hoe” would suit you because that would also be a dumb… fuck.

“Well, we know where AP writer John Rogers hangs on Tuesdays. I guess if they don’t have anything to write about, write about what sells most… Frankly, I find karaoke a little creepy.” – lol “Frankly, I find karaoke a little creepy.” Okay. That is funny. Although when I read comments that there “must not be much to write about” just because Mr. Rogers wrote about PSK, it pisses me off. Humanizing an entire industry that functions out of Los Angeles is not nothing. Assholes.

“Ahem. He was on assignment. Rim shot.” – Rim shot, huh? Isn’t that a butt-play thing? This commenter is really projecting! That’s funny.

“talk about a sure thing night!!” – Wha?? Um, yeah… if you’re booking a shoot and you pay for it!! Oh my…

“Nice but if you look up close at most of these girls, ewwwwwwww. Amazing what digital editing, a ton of makeup, fakies and a razor can do.” – “Fakies” and a razor?? Where are you from? The backwoods of South Dakota? P.S. – Submit your picture. I want to see what you look like. Actually, I’ll take the “ewwwwwwww” part of your comment to mean you are from South Dakota and ‘ewe’ are just not familiar with what actual women look like.

Weird and Gross People: New York Post

This one has a lot of one-liners in it, but it is the New York Post, and it is like a back and forth on a Junior High School playground. I’m not sure many of these read the article, they seem to be mainly commenting on the picture of Nicki Hunter and a karaoke patron in sing-song mode:

“I’m sure she wants to put the mic in her mouth!”

“either that or in his A..” – ?? … “A”? … Abdomen? Ankle? Abdullah oblongata?

“she could sing into my mike anytime” - into your “mike”? Which Mike? I know lots of Mike’s.

“Don! If your Mike is attached to your body, i don’t think she will sing to it. She will…. BEEP………!!!!!!!!!” – I don’t even know where to begin with this one. And who is this Mike and does he know these people offer people to sing into him and “…. BEEP………!!!!!!!!!” him?? It just sounds painful!

“So she was more nervous about singing than having sex on camera… yeah, she’s a catch.” – And you are not, while she, actually, is. I would know. I have met her.

“Look Out – Tiger Woods is on the prowl – she’s next up” – Der-hur-hur… Dumbass. “But Coach Klein, he spit in the c-c-c-cooluh.”

“better bring latex gloves and be sure to take your valtrex” – Nice. Very mature. How did that mono work out for you in High School? P.S. – That’s herpes, you turd.

“Only she knows where that mic has been.” – Aaaand… everyone else who’s had the mic?? I’m just waiting to meet one brain cell here, I swear.

“was there once to witness this. was interesting.” - Ah… so that’s what a nice normal comment looks like. Hmm… I like it.

“Hey….this mic is sticky!!”

“Look at the grip on that mic!” – At least someone is spelling “mic” correctly.

“Hey porn stars are people too!!!!” – Thank you “RochesterMetFan”. There are actually decent non-porn people in the world. Like, totally awesome!

No More “Malware Warning!”

Some ass hat hacked my site three weeks ago and left some malware-flagging code in two of my site’s pages. I found out because a commenter of one of the FSC PSA ads stated as much in the comment thread. I just want to say:

“Thank you, Yahweh Took My Prepuce (?) for bringing this to my attention! I appreciate it greatly and wanted to personally let you know. I tried actually letting you know (by replying to your comment on Gawker), but I am not yet an approved commenter. I will probably not be approved because I’m a porn star and, as we all know – according to the weird and gross people who provide their expert opinions about “human issues” – I am subhuman. Actually, I am sub-trash. Oh well… I thank you, anyway.

Sincerely,

A big steaming pile of poo!”

Seriously, though. I’m so glad I saw this and had several people (Doug) test it out.

HACKERS SUCK DISEASED BALL SACK!!!

And now for a funny video that was forwarded to me yesterday by my friend “DK”.

Weird and Gross People: Komo News

I wrote about weird and gross “regular” people who comment about porn and porn stars and I have decided to start a new category based upon these people who think people from the adult industry are subhuman or not human, or whatever their weird and gross anti-human thoughts are. Fortunately, the featured website had a lot of actually intelligent people on it putting the weird and gross people in check for their crazy anti-human and anti-decency comments:

Komo News

Weird and Gross Person #1: “It seems this article is just an attempt to put a “human” face on an otherwise unremarkable group of people . A lets show the world we are “real” kind of thing. I hope nobody falls for this tripe. These porn “stars” and the porn “business” are nothing but corrupting agents of societal degradation. Lets not put these people on a pedestal.” – Um… “human”? In quotations? Porn stars aren’t human? WTF??

I like this woman’s response: “Sounds like you could use a little porn.” – lol

And this person’s response: “Then what made you read it? Or, even open the link for that matter. Whatever Barney Rubble.”

Another Response: “”societal degradation”? Oh please, spare me from the holier than though crap!”

Weird and Gross Person #1: “i take it you is a porn afficiando…i bet you on a first name basis with nina and ron, … hahaha…. go back to your gooey mags and sticky dvds and let real people talk about “crap”. yaint got no bid’nes rendering an opinion on what is “holy”" if you think porn is cool…..”

Response: “Thank you for validating my “holier than though” comment. Your grasp on the english language though, is another subject all together.” lol

Another Response: “This is a prime example of the hypocrisy of the Holier-than-thou set that haunts this site. You condemn an entertainment industry as “agents of societal degradation”, yet after reading your responses I left wondering how much of a total closet degenerate you must be? Also, I notice you seem to be on first name terms with a couple of the industry’s biggest stars. I’m thinking you probably have a closet full of porn, yet you’re so embarrassed by it that you publically condemn it as a way to ease your own discomfort with your freaky side. It’s really ok. Like I read on a t-shirt, “Come over to the dark side…we have cookies.”"

Weird and Gross Person #2: “Komo, why don’t you spend your time reporting real news.”

Response: “You have the option of NOT clicking on news stories you don’t want to read. That’s the beauty of getting your news on the internet.”

Another Response: “Yeah… let’s hear more about the Pedophiles with their collars on backwards.. Those most easily offended are those who need offending the most.”

And one funny comment: “Ladies: To be a great singer, it has to come from deep in the throat. Yer welcome.”

“Regular” People Bother Me More Than Porn People Ever Could

I remember when John Rogers wrote his piece on Porn Star Karaoke and it went out to several publications worldwide, as Associated Press articles do, and I remember reading one of the articles and then following the thread of comments that followed below it. I almost wrote about how weird and gross the commenters were, but I got pulled away. And, mind you, these are “regular” people, and I’ve met most industry people and they don’t even disturb me as much as the people who aren’t in the industry when it comes to being judgmental, childish and indecent. But it beautifully illustrates what I’ve been saying for over a year now about how the problem is in society, not the result. That is to say, porn is a symptom of the needs of the society, so if there are actually any problems to locate, you will find them in the origins of the group as a whole.

Gawker has posted one of the FSC PSA’s, which is great and I added to an existing article today about mainstream coverage of the important anti-piracy Public Service Announcement, but the thread underneath it is, well… interesting. Some are insightful, some are funny, and some are weird and gross. And one could easily argue that it’s only because porn is “weird and gross”, but again, it is a product of what the consumer wants.

The Weird and The Gross:

“Nicki Hunter isn’t a tranny?”

“Dear porn industry – accept the fact that everyone is watching their neighbors for free online now, and be grateful they still even know who you are and maybe you can still make money on the convention circuit. By selling old Playboys.”

“Here’s the thing. I don’t watch porn to see “my favorite artists”. I watch porn to see people fucking. As long as those people are reasonably attractive to my genitals (and folks, that level is pretty low), I will watch it. The people in it are pretty interchangeable. Bottom line: There are plenty of amateurs that will give it to me for free if you won’t, porn stars. Sorry.”

“Shut up and tits” – ?

“It has to be free! Teenage boys do not have CC. Besides how would these teenage boys learn how to get their girlfriend off???? THINK of the potential orgasims you are screwing millions of promiscuous teenager out off?? man how selfish can you be. You are providing a public services, take pride in knowing that Americas youth as well as China’s relies on you. That is your reward for spreading your legs and doing all sorts of filthy things on camera.”

“Who’s going to claim “creative artistry” next, Ke$ha?”

“Don’t talk to me until you can offer judges and lawyers on all fours, cooing and mooing, chewing each other’s cud.”

A couple are funny:

“I fast-forwarded but couldn’t find any parts I could use.”

“Is it true that the going rate for performers is something like $200-$600 a video, with no royalties, medical coverage, pension, etc.? If so, I would like to smack Ron Jeremy on the back of the head the next time he’s giving himself a blow job for having the gall to appear in that video.”

One is interesting and intelligent:

“Their biggest problem isn’t people paying or not paying for porn. It’s the flood of freely-generated sexual content facilitated by the prevalence of camera phones and home recording equipment. Sex has always been free, and now it’s really easy to record without the benefits of a studio. As technology liberates us sexually, the need for the false, misogynist, cartoonish depictions of sexuality created by the porn industry will fade. The worst part about porn tubes is that people aren’t visiting them to see a performer – they’re visiting them to see a sex act. Amateurs, who work for free, are destroying the market.”

One referenced my site:

“Funny enough, I get a “MALWARE WARNING!” when navigating to www.juliemeadows.com” – which I don’t think is right at all because I’ve checked it through other browsers. Someone tell me if I’m wrong.

And this guy actually admits to downloading free porn:

“I almost clicked on it to watch for free, but realized I wasn’t being paid to watch it, so I passed. I guess I’ll keep watching free porn as a result. Sowwie porn stars.”

Anyway, some other person posted a video featuring a guy named Skyy John who encourages everyone to download free porn. I have to admit, most “regular” non-porn people are pretty weird and gross. I had to stop having conversations with people on airplanes when I traveled a lot because the conversation was fine until I was honest about what I did for a living. Mistake! These normally subdued and interesting people immediately got weird and gross and their eyes turned crazy. In my head I’d think, “It’s just adults having sex, weirdo!” They looked liked crazed Psycho Killers.

Truth is, most people in the industry are actually pretty cool. It’s everyone else who is disturbed.