A New Post, A New Troll and More Betty Bowers (because she’s awesome!!!)

I posted a new article on Mike’s site yesterday and I really like it. I’m going to add it as a new page to my “Anti-Sex Worker Info” page next week. It’s called, The Impossible Debate: Anti-Porn vs. Pro-Porn, and it’s my take on the XXXChurch debate with Ron Jeremy. It’s already posted under “Videos” of the “Anti-Sex Worker Info” page. I just don’t understand all of Craig Gross’ points, and he seems really weird to me. I’ll actually go into more detail when I post it here because it was getting too long yesterday. And this has nothing to do with the debate, but what is with his helmet hair? In everything he does he’s got that messy, super gelled, super lifted hair. Is it supposed to detract from how long his face is? A hairstylist once told me that the trick to making my round face look thinner is a lot of lift at the crown. His hair, so big like that all over, just enhances his long face. Maybe he’s going for that “I’m hip and goth,” look? Maybe he has a bad hairstylist? Maybe there is a new school of thought out there for Christians that Shelley and Craig subscribe to that teaches the speakers to go for really over-the-top appearances to attract more people… It could happen.

Apparently, there is another troll on the pro-Shelley Lubben front. Anthony at SmackDog Chronicles received a comment from someone calling themselves “Allanlize” or “Allainize”. I’m still waiting for my email from http://intensedebate.com so I can see his response to this person, though he sent it to me in an email. If he gives me the green light, I’ll just repost it here, but the thing is, I got a comment from this person, too, sometime this morning, and I cannot for the life of me understand what this person is saying. They posted it under Shelley Lubben is Worse Than The Worst Pornographers, and it goes like this:

“Every pornstar that join the Shelly crew mostly had a traumatic disease or some accidents… then they regret…
so i hope you all pornstar dont have to wait untill a bad things happen to you…
just think what shelly means… dont you give somebody a chance to be good… she explained exact thing with more data.and you just explained all by ur emotion and liberality…what a poor response”

What??? If anyone can tell me what the f*ck this person is talking about, I would greatly appreciate it. :D “Liberality?” (lol) Shelley explaining anything with “exact data.” Yeah, exactly wrong. What a nut. She can’t even get anyone intelligent to speak for her. Great.

And because Betty is BRILLIANT, and Sarah Palin is NOT… more Betty. Yay!!!

Sorry I’m Not Updating…

June 8, 2010 by · Leave a Comment
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I’m working on a project that I can’t talk about because I’m superstitious, but that’s why I’m not writing this week. I’m going to work on another “Out and About” and Doug’s going to perform an overhaul on my blog. Clean it, I guess. If you donate anything, at this point, it will be to my larger project. Forgive me for being distant, but when an idea this big hits, little blog post ideas must sit off to the side. It’s like a school of fish waiting patiently while the whale makes his way through the “idea” channel.

Also, spam commenters are pretty clever in trying to get their comments through, so if yours doesn’t show up it’s because you’re not being specific enough. Little random notes are too suspicious. Mmm… I feel a long funny, very specific comment coming from someone I know after they read this. Julie, woman and friend born February 3, 1974 with blonde hair, brown eyes and a dime-sized mole on your upper left thigh… good post! lol

What else? That, I do believe, is it!

More Funny-Ass Spam Comments…

October 23, 2009 by · Leave a Comment
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Our drugstore is considered as the most trusted internet drug retailer. We have been in this industry for many years and we do understand how important quality is for our customers.” – Obviously, because you test the drugs, yourself. That sentence screams “ludes”.

Help yourself to bread.” – The band? wtf…

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The next one is pricelessly long and planned out, except right from the start, of course:

“Hi Bro,

Nice site. Some interesting and informative comments man :) I know, I am creeping,lol. I hope can produce something like this myself one day. Which site did you buy your templates from?

Hopefully some of you people might possibly help me out somewhat here. I am looking for someone who I was reliably told used to be a member with this site. They used to use the tag ‘loopylaughs’.

You see I am hoping to start my own site on beauty type content for items such as: nonlaser tooth whitener (hence the where did you get your templates from,lol) but am having realllll difficulty getting hold of dropshippers for these goods. I had been in touch with this guy but my PC got stolen and unfortunately had all my contact details on it (I know, I know, should have backed it up :( )

So if you folks have heard or seen anything of him could you let me know please? Failing that maybe one of you folks knows someone?

Also, which hosting do you use as I keep informed negative tales about the host I am considering of placing my site with. Also any other helpful tips you can give re starting up my website would be most helpful and much appreciated.

I hope that one of you has helpful knowledge on this

Thanks Bro,“ - Yeah, sorry. No “Bro”, and no “loopylaughs”. I do, on the other hand, have a “loopy-go-fuck-yourself” and SHE says, “Go sit on the blunt end of a long wooden pole.” Thanks, Bro!

And lest you think it’s a real post, there was a link for the “nonlaser tooth whitener”. Sumbitch! :D